Username: [10/10 points] Fairly amusing. I want f-tard to be an abbreviation for "fucktard". If it isn't, correct me, but I like my version. Great choice!

First Impression: [10/20 points] It looks like a spiffed up diaryland template. Is it? I don't get it. I don't have the slightest clue what the layout means, nor do I like the arrangement of it that much. I like the colors though. One of the images doesn't seem to load completely. I do believe it is the "rings" link.

Content: [55/55 points] Hm. I began reading the 5th or 6th entry and thought "Oh my god, I'm going to be reading lyrics all day." I read them for probably a week and then you started writing again. Thank god. You have a lot of philosophical entries where you seem to be analyzing yourself and what you are. You also have several entries that could probably win you a free trip to a mental hospital. For instance, this one. I'm not sure how old you are, but you seem to have a pretty morbid outlook on life. Your poetry was a nice touch. It seemed more lyrical than poetice most part, you al, which made me wonder if you wrote it or if you meant it to be that way. "The Chronicles of Dis" was pretty boring to me. It would probably be a great read to someone who enjoys short stories, and I do occasionally, but the plot didn't interest me that much. When I thought you were getting out of your "posting lyrics" stage, you do it again! Bad boy! You should start a lyrics site with all the lyrics you've collected in your diary. I read a massive amount of your entries. I didn't think I would read that much, but I was probably mid-November 2003 before I realized I needed to get on with the review. I skimmed ahead to early 2004 to see how things had changed. You seemed happier with your life and somewhat more outgoing. You still had a few dim and depressing days, but mostly, you seemed like you found whatever it was you were looking for.

Layout: [20/40 points] Self-designed, I presume. Let's look at the good things first. Firstly, it's self-designed. You obviously know a wee bit about HTML, because of the image links. Now, for the bad things. I have no idea what this template is about. Apparently, it's something, but I'm not sure what. Fill me in. I hate image links for the most part. Your links are words that have nothing to do with where they lead, but they do change into their counterparts when I scroll over them. The previous and next links are interrupted by the border of the entry area and make them difficult to click. That's not a big deal, but it just looks tacky. Our link looks grotesque on your main page, because we're just a normal link. It looks misplaced. The layout is just to bland, in my opinion. It's strikes me as masculine, but I'm not sure that's what you want. It strikes me as depressing, but I'm not sure you want that either. For a self-designed layout, I suppose its all right. It's what you intended it to be and I guess as long as you're happy with it, keep it.

Contact: [1/5 points] Email.

Personality: Depressed. Deep-thinker. Artistic. Genius. Shy. Growing. Thoughtful.

Extras: [1/10 points] Rings.

Am I linked: [6/5 points] Yes. I'm on the main page!

Favorite entries: [15/25 points] One, Two, Three.

Originality: [10/10 points] I'm not sure if it's originality or insanity, but every genius is a madman, right? Who cares? I liked it.

Quotes: Favorite entries.

Most Memorable: Your deep, paranoid, Fox Mulder-like entries.

Comments: Change the layout. That's all I ask. Your writing is fantastic, but the layout is so boring and plain. Get something that enhances your writing instead of taking away from it.

Would I come back: [18/20 points] If the layout were changed, probably.

Total: [146/200]

[reviewed by: Mandy].