Username: [9/10 points] I'm not to sure what it means, but it sounds cool. I'll assume it's got something to do with Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde or something of that sort which is pretty original, so good deal.

First Impression: [17/20 points] I think I've seen a layout with this image on it before. Nice shade of snot. Everything seems in a nice order.

Content: [50/55 points] Random! You don't talk about daily events too much. You just put whatever amuses you or pisses you off that day into your diary. That can be a good thing. our diary contains a lot of emotion. Not all of it the depressive, suicidal kind, but good emotion. You write about whatever fascinates you, pisses you off, amuses you, etc... That's not a bad thing at all. You know... this entry was rather whack. I don't know what your inspiration was for that, but the world doesn't need to know about your homicidal, cannabalistic ways.

I'm not going to lecture you on writing about how pathetic your life is because god knows we don't want to review another diary like that. Just incorporate daily events into your diary that you find interesting. You say fuck A LOT! I do too, but sweet jim! I think you had one entry entirely dedicated to the f-word and it's many prefixes and suffixes. I do, however, like the way you write. It has a certain flair to it. I tend to lean a bit more towards the sarcastic, bitter side and you have that persona down. Even if I didn't come out of this experince with a new enlightenment on my life, at least I can say your diary kept me amused for over an hour. Uhh, Two.

Layout: [38/40 points] Here. Well it's generally nice and has a nice message to it. The colors are kind of blah, but I like it. It has attitude. The little white dots on the green background play games with my eyes though. The links are all in a nice little horizontal row. Everything seems to be in working order. You're archives page is the same as your main page! Thank god! I would tell you to archive but you don't really have enough entries for it to look cramped yet. I'll just mention that you might need to do it later.

Contact: [2/5 points] Email. Notes.

Personality: You seem really angry about things that most people would freak out and cry over. I'm the same way, which is why I found you interesting. You seem to kind of be into the whole rebellious streak of teenagehood [I'm presuming]. You seem like you're depressed, but not in an "I want to die" sort of way. You just live life and get discourage sometimes, but don't let it phase you. Okay, so you do for a little while and after you think about it you realize what's bothering you is shit anyway. You also seem like the type of person who just itches for an opportunity to piss someone off. Not a bad thing either, because some people deserve to be pissed off.

Extras: [2/10 points] Rings and, er, profile.

Am I linked: [4/5 points] No, but you kind of devoted an entire entry to us, so that's close enough.

Favorite entries: [25/25 points] One, Two, Three.

Originality: [10/10 points.] Well, since you kind of remind me of myself, I probably shouldn't give you high points for this, but I like your randomness.

Quotes:

Fuck it. Fuck it up it's stupid ass.

Most Memorable: Mainly the way you write and the various things you write about.

Comments: You have an awesome diary. Really. The layout could use some altering or change it all together, but hte words are the main focus. I only wish you had more for me to read, love.

Would I come back: [20/20 points] Yes ma'am! [and not just becase I don't want to be handled Hannibal Lecter style]

Total: [177/200]

[reviewed by: Mandy]