Username: [7/10 points] It gave me a giggle. I know it probably shouldn't have, but it did and for that I'm grateful. I don't know what it means. It seems pretty nifty though, minus the "lil".

First Impression: [19/20 points] Gee, any other day I would probably dislike this, but today I feel romantic [I'm also a sucker for aqua!]. Everything looks nice. Things look a little crowded on the left side, but I can deal. Large font!! Thank you!

Content: [15/55 points] Where the hell do I start? Okay, well I started at your very first entry and I got annoyed with all the "...'s" and slang. I really hate slang. You got a wee bit better with it later, but you still did it a lot. You don't really write about anything of importance. It might be important to you, but it's basically a diary for your friends and stuff. I don't think some random person would come along and be enlightened by your words or to be honest, even slightly amused. I'm sorry for being so harsh on you, but it really gets annoying hearing "I broke up with Timmy today, but we got back together at lunch. BUT he broke up with me again today." 30 times. That's bullshit. If a guy cheats on you three+ times you should have enough goddamned sense to leave him alone [or cut his dick off.] I don't know. I couldn't get into anything you had to say.

Layout: [30/40 points] Here. I'll give it to you straight: I like it. I normally wouldn't, but today I do. I might change my mind tomorrow, but for right now I'm digging it. The imagesl work and they all make me smile. I don't particularly like the quote beneath the images, but I understand it, so I won't complain. I would like to complain about the "about me" paragraphs to the side. I really hate those. You have a diary chock full of information about you or you could make an extra page, but NO! You have to waste perfectly good space and make it appear as though it's cluttered. I don't really like the way the links are arranged either. I prefer them in neat little rows rather than in some sentence form. Ick! Well the layout is rather beautiful, but te way things are arranged don't suit me. Why is that eye staring at me? I really don't like that. It actually kind of freaks me out. What's it there for?

Contact: [5/5 points] Email. Notes. Guestbook. AIM.

Personality: You're just a typical teenager. You remind me of this girl I used to be friends with, but she got so interested in guys and herself that she basically forgot she had friends. [Ahem! Hence, the "used to be"] You just don't have any self-respect. You might be a really nice girl with good morals and an A+ in Algebra, but that doesn't cut it in the real world. Don't let guys push you around and make you feel like you need them. You don't! Of course they're fun to play with, but they can get to be quite the asshole at times. I don't really know how to tag you. You just seem like a normal teenage girl with ALOT of growing up to do.

Extras: [8/10 points] Cast. Rings. Guestbook. Fans. You could use a few more.

Am I linked: [6/5 points] As a favorite diary! Thanks!

Favorite entries: [0/25 points] None.

Originality: [3/10 points.] Sorry, dear.

Quotes: None.

Most Memorable: Timmy!

Comments: The diary layout really suits you. I still don't like the arrangements and shit, but I doubt you'll fix it. I'm sorry about the low score, hun, but I just didn't get into your life. It's not that it's boring or uninteresting...It's just that you seem really repetitive and immature. I think once you go through a "real" heartbreak in life you'll think back to this and realize I was right, but for now you'll probably just get pissed off at me. I know this is partiality, but I'll give you 5 extra points just because you're a great member of the same state as me. I'm not "Miss Mississippi Rocks" by a long shot, but it's something that I have in common with you [and one of the only things] so you might as well benefit from it.

Would I come back: [7/20 points] Doubtful.

Total: [105/200]

[reviewed by: Mandy]