Username: [5/10 points] It's not too original. Maybe a nickname or something and the year you graduate? I highly doubt I would pick it out of a list.

First Impression: [0/20 points] Well, you left me a second note within a 3 day period and I gave you three days to fix your diary, but you asked for it....

Content: [-10/55 points] Well, considering I can't read your entries because of the fucked up template, you don't get any points. Actually you get -10 points.

Layout: [-15/40 points] What the hell is up with this? Your diary is a train wreck! I can't even view the entries that I'm suposed to be reviewing. It's a disgrace! I really doubt Bitch and Moan Design intended or made the layout to be like this. The only links I could make work were the archives, profile, and email. The archives led me to the archive page which consisted of two entries on an ordinary run-of-the mill diaryland template. This is shit. If ths was my layout, I would be ashamed that you abused it the way you did.

Contact: [0/5 points] A notes link that doesn't work and an email link that gives me the email address "manther2009.diaryland.com". I'm saying it desn't work because when I tried to contact you by email it sent my email back to me as unknown.

Personality: How the hell should I know, but because of that half-assed note you left me I'll take a wild guess and say that you're an impatient bitch who should look at her diary. The reason I didn't do your review was because your diary was obviously a little messed up, so I gave you three days to fix any problems, but you [a.] you didn't fix the problems and [b.] you were bothering me about not doing your review, so sweets, your review is being done.

Extras: [0/10 points] None.

Am I linked: [5/5 points] Unfortunately.

Favorite entries: [0/25 points] Not a one.

Originality: [0/10 points.] Whatever.

Quotes: None.

Most Memorable: How rude you were and how fucked up your template was.

Comments: Fix the layout. Write more. Apologize and then maybe we might re-review you. Until then I guess we'll have to make a special section for you entitled "Below 0".

Would I come back: [0/20 points] Fuck no.

Total: [-15/200]

[reviewed by: Mandy]