2006-05-01 | 1:28 p.m.
Username & Diary Title: (0/10) rfb-rules - Clearly, something rules. RFB - whatever that is. I don't know what RFB means & saying something "rules" makes you sound like you're 12-years-old. (0 points) Ultimate Blog Experience: Where Wings Take Dream! What the bloody fuck does this even mean? "Where wings take dream?!" Not only does it sound stupid, you call your DIARYLAND DIARY a blog. (0 points because you're hosted by DIARYLAND, loser)
First Impression: (15/20) It appears to be self-designed, or poorly designed, rather. There's too much black & blue, but it looks easy enough to navigate & everything is in order.
Layout: (30/50) I see no visible design link, so my assumption of a self-designed layout was correct.
Everything seems to be organized, but I still don't like it. The "Stellarosity of Me" thing just pisses me off. It's too long & some of the things you say in it are simply idiotic. The links, in my opinion, should be white, to match the font of the rest of the layout. Maybe gray when I scroll over them.
The image looks choppy & of bad resolution. Surely, if you were going to do a layout in honor of someone/something (this robin black ...) you could have found a better image.
Just a few minor complaints, however, I'm still not a fan of celebrity, band, or television layouts, so this doesn't do much for me. (10 points for self-design) (20 points for organization & navigation)
Content: (10/55) I started here & let's just say that I fear the rest of your diary. It's random shouting of lyrics/chants/whatever the fuck, a link, & a sentence about dying your hair. You had better start praying that I have a heart, if the rest of your diary is full of shit like this.
Only two entries for 2006...?
Apparently, my gut-feeling was right & your diary is packed to the ceiling with nothing but things about Robin Black, whoever Chet is (boyfriend, maybe?), & day logging. I have no idea how old you are, but I would guess a hearty, fun-filled 13-14? If you're wondering, entries like this & this.
Maybe your friends or other "I'm so non-conformist!" kids your age would love to read about things like this, but not anyone with a grain of maturity to them. Your diary, aside from Chet & Robin Black info, is nothing, but mindless opinions, observations, & ridiculing of people/things. You are not the epitome of cool & perfect & I could not imagine why anyone would want to read your diary, unless they were trying to find updates on Robin Black.
I might have related to this & found you slightly cool (only because of some remarks you make) when I was 14, but I find it almost ridiculous now. I guess this is the kind of trash that's taking over diaryland, though, because, sadly, yours isn't the first diary I've reviewed like this. (5 points for decent grammar/spelling) (5 points for staying true to Robin Black)
Contact: (2/5) Notes. Email.
Extras: (3.5/10) Weblog Review (although, I'm not sure why it's listed). Robin Black. Compadres & Habaneras (linkers). Stellarosity of Me (1/2 points).
Am I Linked?: (0/5) No.
Favorite Entries: (0/X) No thanks.
5 Words to Describe You: Obsessed. Immature. Full of yourself. In ...love? Music addict.
Memorable Quotes:
I am the best on earth! I am so awesomely awesome, it's not even fit for human consumption. You don't even understand! People are all like, "Blah blah, I hate people who are stuck-up!" but really, anyone who hates someone for the personality that they were born with, is probably stuck up too! So yeah, I love everyone, and myself the most. And I will declare this to all.I find this hilarious, because you contradict yourself several times throughout your diary by referring to someone as stuck-up or using names to describe them. In the same entry, you were going on about the "bohemian" & "hippie" trends! What the hell? Also, you can dislike someone for their personality - in fact, I think that is the only reason you should dislike someone. Disliking someone does not make you stuck-up; it makes you human. Some people just have clashing personalities - environmentalists & oil tycoons, for example.
Your new name: Aneelah. It means naive, inexperienced, or mentally immature. A beautiful name, but with such harsh meaning.
Your lyrics: The Get Up Kids - My Apology.
Sometimes I can think to recite words that I read and rewrite,
my pens paint people that I've proven wrong,
Sometimes I can think to recite words that I read and rewrite,
my pens paint people that I've proven wrong,
But we move on.
Get a job where I can tell all of my accounts of someone else
I'm quick enough to judge that they were wrong and that we knew it all along
sing a long, long-winded song I would be content to hum along.
If I state that my fingers know where to show what everyone should have known,
I'll let it go.
Hopefully you'll forget that words that I put in print
my luck, you'll change and have strength enough to walk away.
Comments: There's nothing you can do about your state of mind, so your content is probably stuck in a hole until you grow up a bit. The design needs a bit of tampering with, I think, - colors, a new image, things of that nature.
Would I Come Back: (0/20) Nope. I would not.
[Reviewed by: Mandy]