Username & diary title: (7/10) Urbanistic - I'm kind of sick of everyone trying to be urban, so I don't like it. I'm sure other people would find it interesting and click on it though, so what does my opinion really matter? tell me your secrets - Kind of mysterious, but it doesn't really click with your username or anything else, but it does raise a bit of suspicion.

First Impression: (10/20) Gee, I guess you're not one for much color, unless there's supposed to be an image back there and it isn't showing up. This is almost as bad as a diaryland template.

Layout: (10/40) Hm. There isn't much to say. It's a solid white background with you entry on the left side. The links are horizontally aligned across the top of the entry. There's a pretty (and fitting) lyric centered across the top with a few bloded words, but in small font. This is the simpliest layout I've ever seen. Ever. It's quite boring, but I do like the simplicity of it. You could add an image or something to it to make it a little more interesting. As boring as it is, I sort of like it. It's different. Cool. The links could be arranged differently because they look somewhat unorganized. The previous and next links at the bottom are kind of invisible too, if you're not paying much attention, and I wasn't.

Contact: (4/5) Notes. AIM. Yahoo. Email.

Extras: (3/10) Playlist. Pictures. My mg page.

Am I Linked: (5/5) I'm just a flash at the very bottom of your entries. Poo.

Content: (35/55) The first entry I came upon was something about smoking weed. I, as an experienced potsmoker, think it's stupid. I've been there, done that, got bored, and moved on. It gets you nowhere, but down and into more drugs, at least that was the case for me. I'm not going to preach to you about not doing drugs, but it's definitely not something I want to get back into doing. The more I read, te more I got the impression you were just going along with everybody else and not really leading your own life. Your writing somewhat reminded me of something in a Def Jam poetry contest. You use an excessive amount of slang in every entry, but you express yourself fairly well. I soon figured out that the "urban" part of your username suited you very well, because you represent modern day urban area very well. I found your life interesting, but wasn't really drawn into your writing. It's different and expressional, but just wasn't my style. I do like the drama and creativity in your writing, but I just couldn't relate very well, because of the differences between us. Not to say I have a problem with your blatant sexual talk, because I slip in a few vulgar references too, but you spoke of sex in almost every entry. It got a little crude and a tiny bit annoying, but at least you aren't shy.

Favorite Entries: (0/25) I didn't find any entries that really stuck with me, so no. My apologies.

Personality: Controversial. Positive. Aggressive. Intentional. Sympathetic. Selfish.

Quotes: None.

Your song: "Brush Your Shoulders Off" is the name I do believe and the artist, none other than Jay-Z. Not a fan, but I got the impression you liked rap and the lyrics seem to fit your current situation.

Your new name: Rochelle. If I'm not mistaken, one of your friends is named Rochelle, but I think the name suits you better. It seems sort of tempting and sexually explicit. Erotic, even, but that's your new name.

You should be: A hot dog vendor. No offense. I could just imagine buying a hot dog from you in a little red and yellow suit. I'm wierd.

You remind me of: My old school, because you remind me of a lot of the people there and that way of life. I miss it, but I've been refined or what the fuck ever. Bleah.

Comments: Just lossen up and life will give you break. Don't worry about everything and if somebody says something that offends you "brush it off" 'cause it's really no important and they're just fucking assholes. There.

Would I Come Back: (12/20) Probably. Maybe. One day.

Total Score: 96/190

[reviewed by: Mandy].